There's this really awful place called Baltimore. Diamonds are forged under pressure and mascots are forged from the absurdity of the American wasteland. Eventually, he grew sick of that and fucked off to Brazil where he currently enjoys the beach and making music with his friends. When his album blows up next year, we will be able to say we knew him before he was famous.

Pretty tony is a man with many talents. He helps us out by wearing our shirts while he does art and poetry and clubs and stuff. He's also an English teacher. He can fix any car with some duct tape. We've seen him do it. He's an expert martial artist with a background in Jeet Kune Do and traditional archery. With years of adventure under his belt, he is a travel vlogger with a growing following on Instagram.

His greatest contribution to our team was assisting with the design of the Don't California My products. He has his own signature one-of-a-kind shirt called Geronimo! It's his and his only. You can't find it on our store at this time.

Don't make gay jokes around him, he'll probably get pissed off.